*rapturous applause*
Let's proceed with the ceremony by presenting the first award, shall we?
The nominees for the 'Worst Semester' are...
*Deep narrator voice*
"So-and-so from where-and-where. Semester One."
"Deng from KDU. Semester One."
"Someone-else from another-institution. Semester One."
"Hwey from KDU. Semester Four."
*End deep narrator voice*
And the winner is.... *Drum roll*
Wait for it... wait for it...
HWEY from KDU. SEMESTER FOUR!!! Congratulations, Hwey!
"Oh my gawd.. Oh my gawd... *Gasp gasp* I can't believe I won!... Actually I can. Hah! All that hard work I put in, no way in hell am I going to lose. So to all the *Places index finger and thumb in the shape of a 'L' in front of forehead* 'losers', you can kiss this shiny little trophy goodbye!
*Hysterics fading in* I'm going to win this thing every year! And no one is going to beat me! You know why?? Because I work my ass off every semester and we get 'A's for it. All my work!! You hear me??!!
*Gets dragged off stage by security*
*Voice trails off*
*Echoing scream*
Uhh.. *nervous laugh* ... That was .. Hwey!!
*disheartening clap* (out of shock)
Meanwhile...
This is Tammy Loo from KDUTV! We're here backstage with all the Star-dents from various institutions. And Hwey from KDU just won 'Worse Semester', the first award for the night. Let's have a chat, shall we?
Stop touching me! Piss off! *Voice trails off again*
Uhh.. Maybe we'll.. come back later. Meanwhile, let's talk to her sister, Deng who was also a competition. Let's go!
*Rush rush rush* *Hustle and bustle*
Hey, Deng! I'm sorry that you lost. Are you happy for your sister?
*Fake smile*
Of course, I am! Why wouldn't I? She's worked so hard for that semester, she deserves it! This is my 4th semester in college. All four was never good. My worst semester ever was in Semester One, so I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't win this.
*Fake smile*
*Raises eyebrows*
So are you saying that the judges have not done a good job?
*Nervous laugh*
So not true! Hah, hah.. Oh, do I hear someone calling me? Why yes, I think I do. Well, nice talking to you, dear. Ta-ta now.
*Scrambles off*
(This is what you get when I don't do work. Only once in a blue moon do these kind of scripts surface... Aren't I a creative little thing..)
I shall start my script now. Maybe after finishing my show.
Us lazy bums should form a league. Or a union. I can't tell the difference.
Procrastinators unite.
Tomorrow.
1 comment:
I don't get it.
Whose worst semester??
And it's "Worst Semester", cilly.
*chuckles*
I am SO funny.
And as a responsible blogger, not to mention person, you should have a disclaimer, damn it.
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