Well, except Hwey may have some pictures. But it's probably more about Bobby, Wan Chier's boy boy.
The twins decided to walk there since the party is so close. But nooooo, Mama wanted us to drive. Her place is like, about 400-500m down the street?
No need so dai zhan jeong wan...
We were having a barbeque. Got chicken curry too!
Note: When barbequeing, please do not place your food right on the steel net thingy. It's not healthy. Especially when it's damn black already. And please drink water after consuming alcohol. Alcohol dries you up really quick. That's why you have to pee all the time.
Got to know Sheena (I think that's how you spell it.) from Business. She reminds me so much of Hui Han.
We played Chor Dai Dee, which I assume is actually poker. Sheena beat the shit out of us. Jeat Yieng was just sad lar, about 4 wins. Maximum.
Had a beer. Jeat Yieng's low tolerancy to alcohol is widely known among her bunch of friends. She had one can, and she was starting to flush. Second can she was going to a darker shade of pink all over. Sim ai got sleepy. So did I.
Then we started talking about our friends and their alcohol life.
Why is it that people who graduate high school always head straight for the hair dye, the cigarettes and the booze ar?
And then they start to make a habit out of it.
I digress.
Back to the party.
Suddenly somebody decided to go back to Samad for Founder's Day.
Everybody was quite excited about it. I wonder why...
So we decided to meet up at 12pm today. Actually I have to get ready now. Gots to be at ma' homey's crib at nooooon.
But before that.
Mama knew we had a beer yesterday. This morning she came in to our room and had a 'talk' with me.
She told me about a friend who has a 16-year old daughter whom we shall name... I'm-lost-in-my-fantasy-world. ILIMFW for short, ya? No offense to anyone who loves being in their fantasies. Seriously.
And yes, it's another one of those I-met-him-online-and-I-want-to-marry-him! stories.
ILIMFW met this dude online. She possibly fell for him and all that 'cause he's called 'hubby' under her phone address book. *ROLLS EYES*
Typical.
ILIMFW chats every night with the dude and soon they exchanged numbers. They SMS like crazy. Her mother soon found out and confiscated her phone. The following days, ILIMFW would finish dinner and run up stairs. Almost every night. Her mother got suspicious and went up to check.
When ILIMFW saw her mother, she hid something and said that she's getting ready for bed. (What a shitty excuse.) Mother persisted until ILIMFW gave in. Guess what she hid?
*drum roll*
*silence*
She hid a handphone! And... it belongs to a friend.
ILIMFW's mother checked the phone and guess what she saw?
*sigh*
This is heartbreaking lar I tell you.
That girl ar.. *Smacks forehead*
She took a picture of herself(or was it recorded herself with the cameraphone?) with only her undergarments on.
*ROLLS EYES*
Stupidity and naivete prevails.
And guess again, what the guy said in reply?! That jerk.
He asked her why her chest so small. (insert all known profanity here).
Some people are just that shallow. Or just plain lusty. Dumbasses.
I could go on and on about how I despise people like that. But it pares down the quality of my content having to mention these people.
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