I find loads of things weird. LOADS. Not all may be listed, but the main ones are definitely here.
# 1 Humans
First off, they look weird. Ok, fine. You've got some fairly and rather good looking ones. But I'm not talking about their face!
Have you looked at your toes today? Your fingers? Your whole body?
Why do we have five fingers? Why do feet look the way they are? And what about our hands? Why do they have to be stick-looking? Don't you think they're a bit creepy? (Bet HoPC would be bobbing her head to this)
Urgh. This one I find the weirdest.
Human reproductive system.
What's up with that?! Why the boobs? Why the male member? Why do they look like... that??
Another weird thing about humans is how insanely maniacal they can be.
Too much free time is it? Trying to instill fear in others to feel superior or something? Macho?
Goodness. Men and their gargantuan egos. Some men la.. If not men and their egos, humans and their free time then.
Actually I find humans in general, very, very weird. Personalities/Characteristics, feelings, physical appearance and all.
# 2 Animals
Yes. The all-famous question from Deng. Why do they look like that?
I've got a thing for cats and dogs. Not much of a good thing. I'm actually only attracted to the babies. But all in all, I find that touching them feels a bit weird. Especially, lifeless bodies (Was watching a video on how animals are euthanized).
Maybe I'm not accustomed to touching them. But it's like.. bones.. and fur... *shudders*
Btw, I got licked by Athena, the German Shepherd the other day in Rawang. Stoned for a while, trying not to move, being hopeful that she'll go away. Eventually she did. Then I cepat-cepat sim. She was kinda.. overenthusiastic.
# 3 Growth
It's funny how such a small thing can grow into something so big in a matter of weeks.
You see babies the length of a HP Pavilion dv6000 laptop a month ago. Out of nowhere, they're half a laptop taller!
# 4 Language
What's so funny about language? Well, some languages have different sentence structures. But why didn't they just stick to one? Why must it be that for this language, the object comes first rather than the subject and vice versa.
Besides that, you've got words that sound funny. Like.. cheese.
Or... shucking.
Or ****ing.
Who even came up with that word?!
# 5 Undergarments and clothes
... in general, look weird.
It's like they're people that are shaped funny, sometimes going about their normal business.
UPDATE: Ohkay.. that didn't make any sense.
Oh, do I hear someone saying, "Oi. You forgot to include yourself! HAhahAHahAHaha.."
Yeah. I got told that I'm weird.
Well, I'm not weird. Or funny (funnily weird). Or a siao char bo!
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