What's in a name.

Forwarded email.

Damn farnie. =)


Why Chinese must not have English names


# Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
# Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
# Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
# Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
# Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
# Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
# Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
# Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
# Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
# Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
# Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
# Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
# Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
# Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
# Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
# Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
# Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
# Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
# Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before