ATV!

Disregarding the fact that ATVs are somewhat noisy and contribute to pollution, it'd be quite nice to drive one around. Around the PJ area. In parks. To join rallies so I can get away from main roads and avoid cops. X)

I can even spruce it up with Polaris Ranger accessories like a flag stick mount to wave the colour of the team I'm supporting; latch and go mounts to carry protective gear and all; and plastic roofs to protect my head from all the tear gas canisters.

Awesome.