They're definitely appreciated.

I always thought that long service gifts were either watches or gold necklaces. Standard. I was right. But little did I know that the necklaces were THAT thick!

And can you imagine if this staff has been in service for 30 years, how thick the necklace would be?!

Anyway, gold is dropping, I heard. But it'll go up eventually. So, kids, make sure to include gold in your portfolio of investments.