Stupid horny men ruin my day

Why can't men keep their leering and wolf whistling to themselves? Some just outright stare and follow you with their eyeballs!

Could you kindly proceed in the opposite direction to which I am travelling and fornicate with yourself, thank you!

I had to google "how to say fuck you in a polite way". It was really helpful.

Then I came home and find that my bottle decided to empty itself in my bag.