Thursday 19 April 2007

Separated by cement

I'm writing my press release now while talking to owner-of-rosy-succulent-bottom-lip, Hwey.

We're just a wall apart.

She's got her web cam on and we're talking crap, aside from homework.

Which is pretty funny.

Everytime she smiles, I cannot stop laughing. I don't even know what I said that was so funny.

Just for the fun of it, here are parts of our conversation.

Don't mind the grammar and spelling mistakes. We were going for speed.


I, Evil Genius.:
All SONY outlets by order. Is there a grammerror?

(I coined a word.. Grammerror. Grammar+Error.)

I, Evil Genius.:
sammi coming on 22,23 june


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
i know la... CL told me

c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
i think theres nothing wrong. but look through yahoo

I, Evil Genius.:
you were everything, everything that i wanted...


I, Evil Genius.:
i tried but doesn't show much on MSN.


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
my chunky very cute hor

I, Evil Genius.:
wat if i don't say its intro price?


I, Evil Genius.:
where?


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
in fact his little left toe looks like its coming out of the photo, which makes him look like he's crawling out of the pic

c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
i dont know about that... RE: intro price

I, Evil Genius.:
what pic?


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
display pic la

c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
*explicit*

I, Evil Genius.:
*explicit* la... you appearing offline can?!


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
cannot see meh

I, Evil Genius.:
you appearing offlinr l;a]


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
who you block?

I, Evil Genius.:
robots are offered at an introductory price of RM5999 and "is" available ... or "are" available?


I, Evil Genius.:
block evryone except you


I, Evil Genius.:
sean ask if u want to eat pizza hut


c h e a h w e y : a p r o c r a s t i n a t o r i s m e:
"will be available" ooo... but im not hungry now wor... daddy la.. make me eat fruit... petooii

I, Evil Genius.:
he's gonna order anyway wor



Another part..

*wwf hwey:
apparednt K didnt havre you #

*wwf hwey:
serious?

I, Evil Genius.:
wat K?


I, Evil Genius.:
da lei liao


*wwf hwey:
mr l

*wwf hwey:
mr k

*wwf hwey:
yal lor

*wwf hwey:
havent findist the damn thing yetr

I, Evil Genius.:
he always dont have my number wan lar


*wwf hwey:
ey my teeth got thing ar?? hahaha

I, Evil Genius.:
don't think so..not clear la


I, Evil Genius.:
you don;t sit so close then cant see la




That is all.

7 comments:

cheahwey said...

You get that the teeth thing was me being funny right?

Sometimes people don't get my sense of humour... even you, which I'm sad to say is disappointing.

James2spooky said...

When you two chatting using a webcam...do you feel like you are looking into a mirror with an image of yourself?

Danny Kai Kae Shiuh said...

nooo!! haha hwey will go like " omg since when i'm a stick? " teing will go like "nooooooo i'm the bigger size me "

Deng said...

Hwey: Not quite. I didn't know you were being funny. It was too sudden la... mou la lang also..

james2spooky: We look different, you know. Even if we're identical.

KaeShiuh: What are you doing saying Hwey's a plump?!

Danny Kai Kae Shiuh said...

woops hehe

Danny Kai Kae Shiuh said...

sorry lor jokin only ma~.~

Deng said...

KaeShiuh: Dude... It was me faking 'outrageous'.