You know the twins have been talking about making Sean's wife look pretty?
Yeah. Well. We need to patch her up and clean her first.
She's very very dirty. *sniggers*
She needs to have reconstructive surgery, be detoxified, given a manicure and pedicure, waxed (Seriously), fluffed up, and she's good to go.
She would've gotten detoxified earlier if there was a car vacuum in the house. The surgery had to be postponed because that husband of hers had to use the money to further his studies.
But then again, we're sloths. We wouldn't clean her up if she begged us. 0.o!
Damn. Is this post full of connotations??
No offence to Sean's fake wife, real wife. Any wife of his. =)
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