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Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm just here to share a thought about something I gave up for some time now. Killing myself? Suicidal? Not exactly.

Smoking.

After an average of 10 sticks a day for 5 years, let's say 16000 sticks, only have I finally given up smoking.

Whoa whoa! Proud that you had way more than me? Way to go, champ. But guess what? I'M THE CHAMP. The only reason that makes me the champ is that I've stopped while you're still only claiming you can or have given up hope.

People joke about smoking thinking that they're in a different class; higher, lower of equal. There is a distinct difference between a non-smoker and a smoker.

You've been there, "Smoking is healthy! The pictures on those cigarette boxes are just scaring us. Smoking is good for us!" Fucking funny.

Imagine saying that to a friend who is dying of cancer because of the tar in his lungs, and he doesn't even smoke. He just hangs around you and he's been hearing you tell him that smoking is good.

You know that when you're down with some fatal disease you will stop. Otherwise, no point reading through. But if you know that you're just pushing your luck (it's a proven, it's a fucking given fact for goodness sake's and you've seen it happen), bravo to you, you sure got brains.

Understanding that it's your lifestyle to do so, nobody can intervene with it. It's all you. I can't say for sure that the people around you that resist smoking are much stronger, but kudos to those who've managed to kick the habit.

Are people looking down on you, or argue with you because you smoke? Family, friends, close ones, or whoever special.

You deserve to be alone.

Because if anything happens to you, you not only look stupid, but no matter what happens; no matter how much they hated that habit of yours, they will still be there for you, with you; feeling helpless.

You've killed yourself.

They've tried. And once again, good job. You've failed them. Forever.

God not only gave you a heart to take care of (as you know, smoking kills in many different ways, but whatever), but also a brain to think. Even the pussies out there can do without smoking. Of course, not everyone is a pussy. But there still are pussies.

Sorry if I've indirectly insulted any of you noobs out there.

You're addicted. People keep telling you to stop. It annoys you. If it doesn't, you're good. So patient. If anyone told me to do X all the time, I'd stick to doing Y just to piss'em off. Sometimes. Hehe.

But surely you know smoking is bad for you. It's just the addiction. Which can be taken care of with medication, alternatives and support.

DON'T SMOKE.